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The Intergalactic
Peace Council is the heart and soul of Intergalactic
Peace. By becoming a member, you show the galaxies your commitment
to intergalactic peace. Intergalactic Peace Council Membership
includes:
An
Official Certificate of Membership
Hang it on your wall. Any disguised
aliens searching for peace will know instantly that you are
trustworthy. If they need a place to hide, they can use your
couch or your closet. They can even take apart your Speak
N' Spell learning toy to create a makeshift communication
device which they'll use to tell all of their buddies that
you can be trusted with their advanced technology, which may
include some kind of teleportation device. Yes.
An
Official Peace Council Membership Card
Carry it in your purse or wallet. Show
it to anybody and everybody. You will make friends. If a peaceful
alien has taken the guise of a Police Officer, and he/she/it
has begun issuing you a citation for not coming to a full
and complete stop, you should show your Official Peace Council
Membership Card. You might get only a warning and not a ticket.
This will help to keep your car insurance
down.
An
Entry into the Book of Peace
The Book of Peace
will be hidden in an ultra-secure location and will be shown
to any peaceful alien civilization that requests it. Alien-ness
must be proven and verified by an independant, non-government
affiliated laboratory with that flashing electrical thing
that sends sparks in a circle in the air. Said peaceful aliens
will then know who their real friends are, and will most likely
transport Peace Council Members to their Paradise-Planet,
"Atlatica" to dwell in harmony
forever more.
Hero
status across the infinte reaches of space
And your parents thought you wouldn't
amount to much. This will show them. Seriously.
The
right to vote
You will receive the right to vote in
Peace Council Meetings, which MAY influence the fate of multiple
galaxies! But don't worry that you'll have to vote over and
over again year after year. Your time is precious and the
Peace Council respects that. You will only need to vote
when the time is right.
 
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